Pride (hold_nothing) wrote,

Is it just me?

It's a running joke that John (my boss) is dying. It's only half true, considering all the things that stupid, stupid man has done and is still doing to himself. I repeatedly tell him that he's not allowed to die, because it would be more work for me.

And, of course, if he dies that would make me the department manager, seeing as I'm the only other full-time employee. That's probably not a joke.

But the really funny thing is what he said to me the other day.

"One day soon I will die, and you will become the fish department manager in my place, just as I did when the last manager died. Your first duty as manager will be to roll my corpse in newspaper and drag it out to the dumpster."

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